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Hello people!!! Yes...that's right...I Akane Yueyuki is FINALLY 17!!! And I must say...this is THE best birthday I had in my entire life!!! I went to school and was greeted "Happy Birthday!' by at least 10 people!!! That's sooo much more than any other of my birthdays. Then my friend Lee Yee Wen came to my classroom and gave me a present. Then my friends from my class gave me a HUGE present!!! I was like OMG, they weren't kidding when they said it was big!!! Anyway...the big present is from Choy Yen (also known as Choy-chan!!!), Ganeetha, Hsin Yang (a great anime artist by the name of Loki!), Yi Ling, Teck Wei (a.k.a Tilam!!!), Ing Chuen and Kok Chuan. The class also gave me a card signed by everyone!!! (well...almost everyone...) So I hereby thank all of you SOOO MUCH!!!! Here are some pics to let all of you see what great gifts they got me!!!

All my plush toys for a family photo!!!(hehe...)

The card signed by class 5F!!!

Present from Yee Wen!!!

Present from my friends in class!!!

The infamous Junainah!!!

Presents for my Birthday!!!

The wrapped presents!!!

That's all the gifts I got!!! That's a lot!!! Also I won't be putting my photos online due to fact that I want to be mysterious to the world...at least until I become a famous animator (keep on dreaming...) and also for safety reasons...however...my friends' blogs have my pics so good luck guessing which is me...that's all for now!!! Can't wait till I go college!!! Anime rules...and so are my friends!!!

I found this article in Reader's Digest and I thought it was absolutely hilarious!!! It's March issue but I kept procastinating so...whatever! Anyway, I'll now post this story on what the Devil did during the 7 days. According to the Bible (yes, I'm a Christian...), God created Earth and humans in 7 days, but at the same time, what did the Devil do? Check this out, 'kay?

In the beginning God created heaven and earth. And earth was without form and void.
God made a circular light in the heavens, and he called it the Sun. And God saw that the light was good.
The Devil made a smaller light, rectangular in shape, and he called it TV. And the Devil saw the light was bad.
God made springs which came out of the ground, oozing fountains of pure, fresh water. And God saw that the water was good.
The Devil invented fizzy drinks. And saw that fizzy drinks were bad.
God said, Let the earth bring forth vegetables, and herb of the field, that the children may grow up healthy. And it was so.
The Devil said, Let there be deep-fried potatoes.
God said, Let the waters bring forth 10,000 varieties of fish, that they may provide sustenance for the children.
The Devil arranged that the fish be smothered in batter, deep fried, and served with deep-fried potatoes.
God created the cattle of the field, and said, Behold, I have given you every living creature that moveth; to you it shall be for meat.
The Devil showed how the meat could be minced and turned into burgers, and suggesteth that it be always served with deep-fried potatoes.
And on the 7th day, God rested and asked his children rest too, and use the day to contemplate the wonders of creation.
And the Devil created the all-day brunch, cartoon TV channels, and Sunday newspapers filled with articles about celebrities, that the minds of the children be filled with rubbish and their bodies filled with yet more deep-fried potatoes.
God said to the boy. Take the girl and go forth and multiply. And of your seed I shall make a great nation, as numberless as the stars of the heavens.
The Devil invented the computer and recruited 10,000 demons to fill it with online battle and images of top heavy women. And the boy did part with the girl and did instead cleave to the computer.
God pointed out to the girl that he had made her with many attractive blandishments which she could use whenever the boy was away from the computer.
The Devil invented the Nintendo DS Lite (PSP) so that the boy will be able to take computer games with him wherever he goes.
Now the serpent was more subtle than any of the animals that God had created. And the Devil did enter into the serpent and cause him to say to the girl and the boy, The tree in the middle of the garden the Lord hath told you not to touch. But I say unto you, if you eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, your eyes will be opened and you shall be as gods.
And the boy and the girl looked at the serpent and said unto him: No thanks. We liketh not fruit. But hast thou any deep-fried potatoes?
And here endeth today's scripture reading. Amen.

Funny right? Though maybe Christians will understand the joke more...but I think most of you have a little idea on Adam and Eve... I know it's a little tough to understand if your English ain't too good... but it's quite easy to guess what they're saying... Sayonara!!!

After watching Naruto Movie 5: Bonds, I was REALLY dissatisfied. I mean, I can't even feel the bond between Sasuke and Naruto! In fact, it feels like they just put Sasuke in so that the movie will sell. Sasuke barely glance and talk to Naruto for 3 seconds, and the new character in the movie had NO DEPTH WHATSOEVER!!! I can't even feel the evil in the freaking villian (which feels like something out of Dragon Ball Z) seriously...that movie...just sucks...at least that's my opinion...so don't get angry!!!

Naruto has defied destiny many times, but can he really cheat death for the second time?

Summary: A shinobi and his daughter have moved into the Hidden Leaf Village and are now the village’s new ninjas. They are from the Takasugi clan—a powerful clan with a bloodline trait that is able to manipulate time. Meanwhile, Sasuke Uchiha is after them to steal a scroll containing secrets of their bloodline trait. Unfortunately, the only way for him to steal the scroll is to enter the village that he once lived.

Prologue

Sasuke Uchiha walked slowly as he let his eyes adapt to the darkness around him. He had just entered a hidden cave and is now walking towards a secret room where Orochimaru and Kabuto is. He stopped in front of wall and waited for a few seconds, the wall moved and slid away to reveal a room. Inside, he could see a glow and started to move towards it. Sure enough, Orochimaru sat there, the candlelight only illuminating part of his face, and beside him, is the ever faithful Kabuto.
“Sasssukeee...” Orochimaru said. “I have another mission for you…”
Sasuke’s eyes squinted slightly with annoyance. “What makes you think I’ll do it?”
Kabuto as usual immediately chided in to correct Sasuke’s impoliteness, only to be silenced by Orochimaru. “I think you’ll find it interesting…” Orochimaru paused. “The scroll I want you to retrieve contains secrets of a bloodline trait that might be more powerful than the Uchiha’s…” he paused again, he knew he got Sasuke’s attention now. “A bloodline trait that can manipulate time…”
Sasuke’s eyes widen with interest and waited for Orochimaru to continue. “Think about it Sasuke…defeating Itachi will be so much easier if you acquired the skill to manipulate time at your own will…”
“Where’s the scroll then?” just the mention of his older brother’s name will make his blood boil. He will kill him, one way or another.
Orochimaru’s lips curled up into a devious smile. “The scroll is with the clan’s leader, Shunji Takasugi. From what Kabuto found out, he is trying to make an alliance with Konoha and so he will be heading there soon.”
Sasuke had already retreated to the door when Orochimaru stopped him. “I hope you enjoy yourself in this mission. Take as much time as you want. After all, it isn’t like there are many chances for you to go back to Konoha...” and with that Sasuke disappeared back into the darkness.

That's just the prologue...I'll update first chapter soon...please comment but no flamming!!!

Hey guys! I'm back with part 2 of my infamous guide on how to survive your teenage life. This time the tips are a little more random because like I said in part 1...I make these tips as I go... Anyway on to part 2!

Tips on controlling your anger:

1. ALWAYS have a punching bag in your room.
2. If you don't have a punching bag, vent your anger on their clothes. First pull on it (but not until you rip it) and repeat several times on different directions.
3. When your angry, go into the bathroom, take a handful of water and throw tha water towards the wall while you SILENTLY yell 'b***h!!!'
4. When they're not home, take every second you have to curse and cuss them. You'll need it later.

Tips on giving your parents your bad report card:

1. If your grade A is for example 75 and above, but your parents wants you to get an 80 and above A, tell them you got A's on which subjeacts from LOWEST to HIGHEST. This way when they ask you about your marks, you can say the good ones only.
2. If they asks for marks, tell them the good one only. DO NOT make it a habit of telling them all of your marks, whether it is good or bad.
3. Never say for example 'I got ... in maths, ...in English, etc etc...' You don't need them remembering your marks.
4. Before handling your report card, be (of course) an angel!!! And most importantly, DO NOT make them angry!!!

Like the title says, I ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY HATE YOU!!! For those of you who know me, you might know who is it. Even though I wish I could write that b***h's name, I cannot for safety measurements. (Sorry for B-word, I just absolutely hate her!!!) This poem is written because of her, some of you might be surprised. I think I did warn you guys, I'm not the kind of person you think I am. I can be your best friend, and I can be your worst enemy...

Seventeen years
I've been enduring it for seventeen years
And there was never a day I had peace
You were always there to find fault of me

Nagging and scolding
That's what you always do
You think you're so great
You think you can read me like a book

Always comparing and never praising
And even if you do it never last
I'm sick of putting up a show
Just so that I can have rice in my bowl

Everytime you say you know me
But in fact you know nothing
You don't know what I really like
You'll never understand why I fight

I have always lied
I have lied my entire life
I've cheated myself again and again
To save what's left of my pride

I would never cry for anyone
And yet I cry everyday because of you
Even when I'm in my dreams
I live in the hatred and pain of you

No more
I can't take it no more
Tonight is going to be the last day
You force me to stay up late

With my sleep deprived mind I entered your room
And held up the knife that I had secretly took
I cursed you under my breath for one last time
And stabbed you in the heart while you sream in fright

Now in my room I feel so serene
The house is silent and the room is dim
I shut my eyes slowly and drifted of to sleep
Finally, finally I can have some peace

Wow...pretty emo huh? Well that's how much I hate her. But don't worry, I won't kill her (yet), at least I think I won't. Whatever, to hell with her!!! This is going to be the last year I suffer her b***hiness!!!

I've decided to make a guide to help teenagers all around the world to cope with well...everything! From homework, parents, friends etc etc. These tips are based from my own experiences with THE family from hell! (at least to me anyway...) I really hope this guide can bring some help to teenagers out there... it helped me quite a lot! ^-^ I pretty much make these tips as I go around suffering in life. So just a friendly warning: These tips might not work in YOUR life!!! I am 100% not responsible for anything when you use these tips!!! I think that's all for now...

Tips on Coping with Parents:

1. Never tell your parents ANYTHING until it's official!
2. When parents start yelling, pay close attention! If they want you to stop reading novels, and it just soooo happens you're reading one that's really exciting...HIDE IT! (Preferably in your school bag.)
3. Make a secret pocket by sewing the bottom of your old t-shirt and hang it in your closet. You can hide small, thin and illegal things in it!
4. For bigger stuff, you can just leave it outside...but pay close attention to it! (Parents normally wouldn't destroy big expensive things...because it's their money! Unless your parents are destructive types...)
5. ALWAYS have a tape recorder around you! Record any crucial information you can get. If possible, record everything when you are around your parents...you're gonna need it when they stab you behind your back!
6. After your parents stop yelling, be an angel! (Duh!) Listen to whatever they say, do whatever they tell you to do and most importantly-minimise talk time with your parents. Answer what they ask (with GENTLE voice) and no more!
7. ALWAYS compliment your parents! Even when you think your mother's cooking sucks or your dad's haircut looks like shit!
8. Try to find every single possible thing to GET OUT of the house! You don't want to start a fight and ruin your day! Less time at home, less time to piss your parents.
9. When you wake up first thing in the morning, DO NOT make your parents angry! Nothing good can come of it! Your parents will be pissed at you for a whole day and you'll get punished for ruining their day!
10. Hide anything that you think is fun, (like your comics...drawings...) this way if they get angry, they can't add more things to be angry about! When parents are angry, they want to add fuel to the fire! Don't give them that chance!

After watching the first episode of 'True Blood' on Cinemax (now known as MAX), I got totally addicted to it! It's story and main characters really pull you into their world, or in my case, I wish I was Sookie Stackhouse! Even if I had to be beaten up and get killed! Here's a summary on what I know so far about 'True Blood'.

Vampires are finally able to 'come out of their coffins' when the japansese invented something called 'True Blood' and are fighting to get their rights. Sookie Stackhouse is a telephatic waitress working in a bar called Merlotte's in Bon Temps. She is able to hear everyone's thoughts and tries hard not to. One night while working at the bar as usual, a vampire named Bill Compton (not very handsome but damn fine...Ahhh...) came into the bar and Sookie is instantly attracted to him, this makes bartender Sam Merlotte jealous because he has a crush on Sookie. After Sookie stopped a couple from draining Bill's blood to sell in the black market, they become even closer. The next night, Sookie was attacked by the same couple who tried to drained Bill's blood. She nearly died but Bill saved her and gave her his blood to drink, which has a healing effect. When Bill was invited to Sookie's house, Sookie's grandmother warmly welcomes him while Sookie's brother Jason Stackhouse and best friend Tara Thornton were not so polite. After Bill chatted with Sookie's grandmother, Bill and Sookie takes a walk to Bill's home and there they kissed for the first time!!! *Squeek!*

I know... it doesn't seem very interesting does it? That's what I thought too but after I watched episode 1, I totally fell in love with Bill!!! Hehe... You can catch the rest of the episodes on MAX (channel 412) on Thursday 10 pm to 12 pm ( 2 episodes), Saturday 2 pm to 4 pm or Monday 12 am to 2 am. Please see it at least once cause I can tell you this much... This is WAY better than Twilight movie!

I rewrote this song especially for my friends who are having birhdays this week!!! Happy birthday, hope you like it!!!! Sing it like Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne...

Birthday

Hey hey you you
Today is your birthday
No way no way
It's no more a secret
Hey hey you you
I'll give you a present!

Your birthday's here
I'll buy the cake
Hope it's delicious
I thought about your birthday since you are my best friend
Don't you know that there's a party for you tonight

So don't pretend
I think you know
You're damn precious
And hell yeah
I'm the best friend you could ever have
I know that we'll be best friends for rest of our lives

I guess it's what the thought counts
I hope you like this present
Cause I'm broke to buy you this
And that's why you have to treasure it!

*Hey hey you you
Today is your birthday
No way no way
It's no more a secret
Hey hey you you
I'll give you a present!

Hey hey you you
I know that you'll like it
No way no way
Thank me when you see it
Hey hey you you
Happy birthday to you!

In a second you will open up this present
And you'll say, and you'll say you just love it
Then I'll smile and say I'm glad to hear it
We'll all scream 'Happy Birthday To you!'

*Repeat

Birthday...
Happy birthday...
Birthday...
So yeah!

I tossed and turned whole night trying to think of the right words (actually that's just lying, it only took me like two hours or so to write it... Hehe...) so again... Happy Birthday!!!
Wishing that you'll (I hope that it's 'we'...) get good health, good grades and All A's In SPM!!!!

College awaits for troublemaker and tomboy Akane Yueyuki!!!! Hahahahaha....

Last week when I went to the chemistry lab (Monday), Ganeetha and Choy Yen (my friends...I like to call Choy Yen: 'Choy-chan'...and it really ticks her off!!! Hehe...) were playing with a wooden key chain (minus the chain) and I placed it on the bunsen burner because I thought it was funny cause it look like it was about to blast off into space!!! Anyway, by the end of the lesson, our teacher asked us to do corrections in our PEKA report (dunno how to explain, it's like a normal report I guess...) and I was frantically trying to correct mine in hopes to borrow to my friends later. I was just sooo frecking busy that I forgotten to take the wooden key chain with me. When I return to class and found out that Choy Yen and Ganeetha didn't take it either, I thought they were joking but I rushed down to the lab to ask Swee Mei and the others if they had seen it, but they told me they didn't see it at all. I was so upset by then and hoped that Choy Yen was just bluffing... When I returned to class I tried to look out for signs to see if they were lying (Ganeetha and Choy Yen just loves to play pranks...) and they seem happy enough, so I assume they were pranking me. When I went for History class I went back to look for it but couldn't find it. It was during tuition that I found out that the key chain was lost... T~T
I appologized but I felt she didn't really forgave me... I tried to make her happy as much as I can...

Today Choy Yen went to look for it again in the lab. It made me all the more depressed cause I knew she misses it so badly... I'm sorry Choy Yen... Please forgive me... I'll try to find it so you can hang it back again on your pencil case....

To express how sorry I am, I going to write the lyrics of a song named 'Gomenasai' by Tatu. I hope you read this and like it...

Gomenasai

What I thought wasn't mine
In the light
Was a one of a kind
A precious pearl

When I wanted to cry
I couldn't cause I
Wasn't allowed

*Gomenasai
For everything
Gomenasai
I know I let you down
Gomenasai
Till the end
I never needed a friend
Like I do now*

What I thought wasn't
So innocent
Was a delicate doll
Of porcelain

When I wanted to call you
And asked you for help
I stopped myself

*Repeat

What I thought was a dream
A mirage
Was as real as it seems
A privilege

When I wanted to tell you
I made a mistake
I walked away

Gomenasai
For everything
Gomenasai
Gomenasai
Gomenasai till the end
I never needed a friend
Like I do now

Gomenasai
I let you down
Gomenasai
Gomenasai
Gomenasai till the end
I never needed a friend
Like I do now...

Please forgive me... I'm sooo sorry... Gomenasai....

I read this in a chinese novel, and thought that it was sooo true, so I decided to post it up. Here it is, hope you like it too!

Once upon a time, there was an angel. She was strong, brave and had never shed a tear in her life. That is, until she met her one true love-a boy, and fell in love with him. It was then that she started to feel what was it like to be sad, to be loved and to cry. She left heaven to be with the boy so that she no longer cried. And that is why, all of the men in the world should never disappoint his women, because she once left heaven for you.

So what do you think, pretty romantic right? Too bad most boys these days suck at appreciating their love ones, not that I have dated before, just been hearing stories from my friends. By the way, I wanna introduce this great korean series I'm following. It's 'Boys Over Flowers' or in original name 'Hana Yori Dango'. Here are some of the reasons why you should see it:

1. It has cute and hot guys.
2. It has a great storyline.
3. The supporting cast has a great love story to back them up. (Yi Jong and Ga Eul forever!!!)
4. It can make you cry.
5. It's not the usual happy ending stories.
6. The main characters have to go through hell lots of obstacles to be together.
7. It has great songs. (Although I don't really fancy the song 'Almost Paradise'.)
8. It doesn't have cut scenes!!!!!! (Woo hoo!!! No they don't to X-rated stuff, they just kiss. I'm just happy cause I'm so damn sick and tired of our frecking goverment cutting all the good scenes. I mean c'mon, it's just kissing!)
9. It has tones of humour.
10. Etc. etc...

There you have it, reasons to watch the show. You can watch it on you-tube, or you can just see it on TV on channel 303 on Astro. For those of you who don't have Astro or internet, good luck waiting for national TV to broadcast it, cause all the good scenes will be cut!!!

Note: There are quite a number of fight scenes and kissing scenes, so if you don't like it, don't watch it. But let me warn you, you don't know what you're missing.

My newest blog where I write stories about my sad and sorry excuse life (or not), trash people because well... (read the title people!), and just try to make new friends etc etc... I not a very hardworking person so if you're following my stories, I suggest you don't get your hopes too high...
First of all I'm not that bad of a person, so if you're a fan of trashing people behind they're backs, then sorry you won't find much here. There are only a few people in my life that I wished they just DIE!!! But as for friends who are reading this blog, don't worry, it won't be you. Or else I wouldn't let you know I had a blog...Duh!!!
Let me first introduce myself so that you don't have to waste your time finding and clicking the profile button.


Name: Akane Yueyuki (or Yueyuki Akane...if you wanna follow how you read it in japanese..)
Birthday: 5 August 1992
Horoscope: Leo (Duh?)
Favourite stuff: My pillow, my bed, my tarot cards (I can do a fortune reading if you want to), my manga, my anime, my books, my songs, my videos etc etc.
Others: For those of you who are wondering why my pen name is so weird, I'll explain:

1. Akane is 100% from Japanese. I chose this name cause 'Aka' means red color in Japanese (my lucky color is red, though my fav color is blue...sigh) and 'ne' apparently means me. Put it together and you'll have 'Lucky me'...haha....
2. Yueyuki is a combination of chinese and japanese. Yue is moon in chinese and Yuki means courage in Japanese (even though I write the 'yuki' in kanji is actually snow...this is because yuki/courage's kanji kinda looks weird when i write it with 'yue' so i changed it to yuki/snow.) When you think about it, snow kinda reflects courage. You need courage to face the cold, you need courage to leave the warmth and walk out into the snow, to enjoy the beautiful snowy white scenery. If you don't have courage, you can't succeed.