Hey guys! I'm back with part 2 of my infamous guide on how to survive your teenage life. This time the tips are a little more random because like I said in part 1...I make these tips as I go... Anyway on to part 2!

Tips on controlling your anger:

1. ALWAYS have a punching bag in your room.
2. If you don't have a punching bag, vent your anger on their clothes. First pull on it (but not until you rip it) and repeat several times on different directions.
3. When your angry, go into the bathroom, take a handful of water and throw tha water towards the wall while you SILENTLY yell 'b***h!!!'
4. When they're not home, take every second you have to curse and cuss them. You'll need it later.

Tips on giving your parents your bad report card:

1. If your grade A is for example 75 and above, but your parents wants you to get an 80 and above A, tell them you got A's on which subjeacts from LOWEST to HIGHEST. This way when they ask you about your marks, you can say the good ones only.
2. If they asks for marks, tell them the good one only. DO NOT make it a habit of telling them all of your marks, whether it is good or bad.
3. Never say for example 'I got ... in maths, ...in English, etc etc...' You don't need them remembering your marks.
4. Before handling your report card, be (of course) an angel!!! And most importantly, DO NOT make them angry!!!

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