Ma place to rant~

I found this article in Reader's Digest and I thought it was absolutely hilarious!!! It's March issue but I kept procastinating so...whatever! Anyway, I'll now post this story on what the Devil did during the 7 days. According to the Bible (yes, I'm a Christian...), God created Earth and humans in 7 days, but at the same time, what did the Devil do? Check this out, 'kay?

In the beginning God created heaven and earth. And earth was without form and void.
God made a circular light in the heavens, and he called it the Sun. And God saw that the light was good.
The Devil made a smaller light, rectangular in shape, and he called it TV. And the Devil saw the light was bad.
God made springs which came out of the ground, oozing fountains of pure, fresh water. And God saw that the water was good.
The Devil invented fizzy drinks. And saw that fizzy drinks were bad.
God said, Let the earth bring forth vegetables, and herb of the field, that the children may grow up healthy. And it was so.
The Devil said, Let there be deep-fried potatoes.
God said, Let the waters bring forth 10,000 varieties of fish, that they may provide sustenance for the children.
The Devil arranged that the fish be smothered in batter, deep fried, and served with deep-fried potatoes.
God created the cattle of the field, and said, Behold, I have given you every living creature that moveth; to you it shall be for meat.
The Devil showed how the meat could be minced and turned into burgers, and suggesteth that it be always served with deep-fried potatoes.
And on the 7th day, God rested and asked his children rest too, and use the day to contemplate the wonders of creation.
And the Devil created the all-day brunch, cartoon TV channels, and Sunday newspapers filled with articles about celebrities, that the minds of the children be filled with rubbish and their bodies filled with yet more deep-fried potatoes.
God said to the boy. Take the girl and go forth and multiply. And of your seed I shall make a great nation, as numberless as the stars of the heavens.
The Devil invented the computer and recruited 10,000 demons to fill it with online battle and images of top heavy women. And the boy did part with the girl and did instead cleave to the computer.
God pointed out to the girl that he had made her with many attractive blandishments which she could use whenever the boy was away from the computer.
The Devil invented the Nintendo DS Lite (PSP) so that the boy will be able to take computer games with him wherever he goes.
Now the serpent was more subtle than any of the animals that God had created. And the Devil did enter into the serpent and cause him to say to the girl and the boy, The tree in the middle of the garden the Lord hath told you not to touch. But I say unto you, if you eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, your eyes will be opened and you shall be as gods.
And the boy and the girl looked at the serpent and said unto him: No thanks. We liketh not fruit. But hast thou any deep-fried potatoes?
And here endeth today's scripture reading. Amen.

Funny right? Though maybe Christians will understand the joke more...but I think most of you have a little idea on Adam and Eve... I know it's a little tough to understand if your English ain't too good... but it's quite easy to guess what they're saying... Sayonara!!!